Baking Because Murder is Wrong Skinny Tumbler with Straw

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🤘Soft AF. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee feels like cuddling a goth cloud. Wear it all year round without breaking a sweat (or should we say, turning into a puddle?).

⚰️ Looks good anywhere, even accidentally wandering into a PTA meeting.The classic fit and crew neckline make this a versatile piece for any occasion, formal funeral or not-so-formal Netflix binge.

✂️ We don't tear, you tear (but gently, please).This tee features a pearlized, tear-away label for maximum comfort against your beautiful, dark soul.

☠️ Ethically sourced and eco-conscious, just like your aversion to small talk. This bad boy is made from US cotton and certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality. So you can feel good about looking good (and morbid).

💀 Heather? Sport Grey? We got you covered.This tee comes in all sorts of colors, including the ones that most closely resemble your soul